Parents, don't let your kids grow up to be "Blow' drinkers.
There's this new energy drink available on the net that looks and handles like a brick of cocaine and it's called "Blow," slang for cocaine. It is white powder that comes in a vial and you pour it into your favorite drink and get a big burst of caffeine (as if most folks really need the equivalent of three cups of coffee in something).
And here's the thing. When you order "Blow," it comes with a credit card and a mirror -- as though you were going to use it like the real drug it's named after.